I love this article! it made me laugh and I highly relate to all of this lol.
All the bullet points you listed are true about having orgasms. Relieving stress, alleviating pain, and increasing intimacy. I started dating this guy who I didn't feel all that close to, even though we've been dating for a little over 3 months. Still didn't feel very connected. Until I started having kickass orgasms the last 2 weeks with him and now... well now I feel the intimacy and connection. ;)